Winter recipe

First throw in your jumper and slowly add 2 cups of hail wait for the hail to melt then place the broken umbrella into the mix, add as much firewood as you could find then light it wait for the cracking sound then counties by adding one big bowl of last night's soup.  Quickly pour 2 cups of hot chocolate in gently place three blankets along with one pair of the fluffy socks that you put on when the frost would nibble at your toes in the early morning.  1 pair of your early morning Saturday sport shoes throw in the scrafs and the gloves that got you to school in the morning. Scraped of all the ice of the car window and through it and finally place one pair of the muddy gumboot’s . Wait for the smell of winter and you know you've done it right wait till next winter to serve.